Large Slate Cheese Board – Cheeky Mouse

“I’m only here for the cheese.” A little mouse with its priorities in order.

For the guest who keeps an eye on the cheese course, this large slate cheese board says it all. The Cheeky Mouse design features a mouse nibbling a wedge of cheese, framed by leafy sprigs beneath the engraved wording “I’m only here for the cheese.”

Fine whiskers, oversized ears and scattered crumbs give the illustration its playful character. The pale engraving contrasts with the charcoal-grey natural slate, while individually cut edges frame the round board.

With a 33cm serving area, there is room to arrange your favourite cheeses alongside crackers, grapes and chutney. Leave the little mouse peeking out between the accompaniments, or enjoy the design as the last pieces disappear.

A handle completes the serving-board shape, and soft padded feet underneath help protect your table. Supplied with the complete engraving as standard, Cheeky Mouse makes a useful gift for a cheese enthusiast—or a fitting addition to your own Friday-night cheese ritual.

Why You’ll Love This

• A knowing little joke: the mouse and engraved wording capture a cheese lover’s priorities.

• Complete design included: supplied with the Cheeky Mouse illustration and “I’m only here for the cheese” wording.

• Room for the accompaniments: the large 33cm round surface accommodates a cheese selection and extras.

• Helps protect your table: soft padded feet cushion the slate underneath.

• A gift that gets used: suited to relaxed evenings, after-dinner cheese courses and festive gatherings.

Product Details

• Product: large round slate cheese board with handle

• Design: Cheeky Mouse

• Engraving: mouse nibbling a wedge of cheese, surrounded by leafy sprigs

• Wording: “I’m only here for the cheese.”

• Material: natural slate

• Colour: charcoal grey with contrasting engraved detail

• Edges: individually cut

• Underside: soft padded feet to help protect surfaces

• Finish: complete pictured engraving included as standard

• Quantity: 1 cheese board

Approximate Dimensions

• Size: Large

• Round serving area: 33cm diameter, excluding the handle

Materials & Finish

Natural slate with individually cut edges and an engraved design. Variations in colour, texture, surface markings and edge shape are part of the material’s character, giving each board its own appearance.

Care

Wipe clean with a damp cloth and dry after cleaning.

Handle carefully and avoid dropping the board or knocking its edges against hard surfaces, as slate can chip or break.

Choose your favourite cheeses and give this little mouse a place at the table.