Proper things for everyday life
Oak Engraved Egg Holders (2)
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Delivery informationOak Engraved Egg Holders (2) is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Description
Description
Start your morning with a proper laugh and a decent egg. This set of two funny engraved wooden egg cups is handmade in Derbyshire from solid wood, combining everyday function with a bit of well-placed humour.
Designed to hold boiled eggs securely, these egg cups bring a playful edge to your breakfast table without losing their practical purpose. Each piece is engraved with a bold, tongue-in-cheek phrase that’s guaranteed to get a reaction:
"I Came First"
"I Got Laid First"
Simple, slightly cheeky, and hard not to smile at — they’re the kind of detail that turns an ordinary breakfast into something a bit more memorable.
Crafted from solid wood, each egg cup has its own natural grain and finish, giving a warm, tactile feel that fits effortlessly into both traditional and modern kitchens.
Ideal for everyday use, but with enough personality to make them a great gift or a talking point at the table.
Key Features
- Handmade in Derbyshire, UK
- Solid wooden egg cups with natural grain
- Engraved with two humorous phrases
- Durable and designed for everyday use
- A playful addition to breakfast table settings
Dimensions
Approx. 118mm × 84mm × 17mm (each)
Small, practical, and just the right amount of cheeky
Oak Engraved Egg Holders (2) is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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