Oak Engraved Egg Holders (2)

Start your morning with a proper laugh and a decent egg. This set of two funny engraved wooden egg cups is handmade in Derbyshire from solid wood, combining everyday function with a bit of well-placed humour.

Designed to hold boiled eggs securely, these egg cups bring a playful edge to your breakfast table without losing their practical purpose. Each piece is engraved with a bold, tongue-in-cheek phrase that’s guaranteed to get a reaction:

"I Came First"
"I Got Laid First"

Simple, slightly cheeky, and hard not to smile at — they’re the kind of detail that turns an ordinary breakfast into something a bit more memorable.

Crafted from solid wood, each egg cup has its own natural grain and finish, giving a warm, tactile feel that fits effortlessly into both traditional and modern kitchens.

Ideal for everyday use, but with enough personality to make them a great gift or a talking point at the table.

Key Features

• Handmade in Derbyshire, UK
• Solid wooden egg cups with natural grain
• Engraved with two humorous phrases
• Durable and designed for everyday use
• A playful addition to breakfast table settings

Dimensions

Approx. 118mm × 84mm × 17mm (each)

Small, practical, and just the right amount of cheeky