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Byard's Boutique

"Don't lose me - we've been through enough"

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"If you can read this I probably lost them"

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"Is it me you're looking for"

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"Keys to chaos & the Love of My Life"

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"Keys to chaos & the Wine Cabinet"

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"Keys to everything I hold dear"

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"Keys to the kingdom, or just my car"

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"Keys to the life we've built together"

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"Lost without you"

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"Marriage is finding each other's keys daily"

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"The Keys to endless possibilities "

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"The keys to happiness or at least the garage"

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Babysitting grandchildren! otherwise known as parenting but with less authority - Wooden Sign

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Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

Byard's Boutique

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done - Wooden Sign

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Butt Nugget Factory (blue) - Wooden Sign

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Butt Nugget Factory (pink) - Wooden Sign

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Butt Nugget Factory (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

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Hangry (Han-gree) Adj - Wooden Sign

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I hate it when I'm hungry and all I can find is ingredients - Wooden Sign

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I may not know what I'm doing in the kitchen, but I do it with unmatched elegance - Wooden Sign

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I may not know what I'm doing in the kitchen, but I do it with unmatched elegance - Wooden Sign

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I'm awake Please respect my privacy during this difficult time - Wooden Sign

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I'm going to stand outside If anyone asks I'm outstanding - Wooden Sign

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I'm not stupid. Sometimes I think that's part of the problem - Wooden Sign

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I'm so tired of babysitting my Mum's grandkids - Wooden Sign

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If you pee on the seat I will scrub it with your toothbrush! Mum x - Wooden Sign

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In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion... nice try though - Wooden Sign

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It's not what you know, it's about what you can convince a jury to believe - Wooden Sign

Byard's Boutique

It's not what you know, it's about what you can convince a jury to believe - Wooden Sign

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Lawyers are the only professionals that can turn "No" into a 50 page legal brief & still charge you for the privilege - Wooden Sign

Byard's Boutique

Lawyers are the only professionals that can turn "No" into a 50 page legal brief & still charge you for the privilege - Wooden Sign

Byard's Boutique

Lawyers are the only professionals that can turn "No" into a 50 page legal brief & still charge you for the privilege - Wooden Sign

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Lawyers don't just interpret the law, they practice the fine art of making sense of the senseless - Wooden Sign

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Let's assume I'm right it'll save time (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

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Let's assume I'm right it'll save time - Wooden Sign

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Life would run smoother if I weren't cursed with the ability to spot sheer twaddle at twenty paces - Wooden Sign

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Local Egg Dealer (painted) - Wooden Sign

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Local Egg Dealer (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

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Muchly Loved Dad

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Muchly Loved Grandad

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Muchly Loved Grandma

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Muchly Loved Mum

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My culinary style. A fusion of ambition, improvisation & the occasional fire alarm - Wooden Sign

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My Kitchen is The Heart of the Home it's also the stage for my culinary stand up - Wooden Sign

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My Pantry, Less a collection of ingredients more a Museum of Ambitious unopened spice jars - Wooden Sign

Byard's Boutique

My Pantry, Less a collection of ingredients more a Museum of Ambitious unopened spice jars - Wooden Sign

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My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try. - Wooden Sign

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Practicing law is the art of turning the simplest questions into the most expensive answers - Wooden Sign

Byard's Boutique

Practicing law is the art of turning the simplest questions into the most expensive answers - Wooden Sign