Wood Wit

"The keys to happiness or at least the garage" Keyring with Leather Strap and Shotgun Rivet Detail

Babysitting grandchildren! otherwise known as parenting but with less authority - Wooden Sign

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done - Wooden Sign

Butt Nugget Factory (blue) - Wooden Sign

Butt Nugget Factory (pink) - Wooden Sign

Butt Nugget Factory (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

Hangry (Han-gree) Adj - Wooden Sign

I hate it when I'm hungry and all I can find is ingredients - Wooden Sign

I may not know what I'm doing in the kitchen, but I do it with unmatched elegance - Wooden Sign

I may not know what I'm doing in the kitchen, but I do it with unmatched elegance - Wooden Sign

I'm awake Please respect my privacy during this difficult time - Wooden Sign

I'm going to stand outside If anyone asks I'm outstanding - Wooden Sign

I'm not stupid. Sometimes I think that's part of the problem - Wooden Sign

I'm so tired of babysitting my Mum's grandkids - Wooden Sign

If you pee on the seat I will scrub it with your toothbrush! Mum x - Wooden Sign

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion... nice try though - Wooden Sign

It's not what you know, it's about what you can convince a jury to believe - Wooden Sign

It's not what you know, it's about what you can convince a jury to believe - Wooden Sign

Lawyers are the only professionals that can turn "No" into a 50 page legal brief & still charge you for the privilege - Wooden Sign

Lawyers are the only professionals that can turn "No" into a 50 page legal brief & still charge you for the privilege - Wooden Sign

Lawyers are the only professionals that can turn "No" into a 50 page legal brief & still charge you for the privilege - Wooden Sign

Lawyers don't just interpret the law, they practice the fine art of making sense of the senseless - Wooden Sign

Let's assume I'm right it'll save time (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

Let's assume I'm right it'll save time - Wooden Sign

Life would run smoother if I weren't cursed with the ability to spot sheer twaddle at twenty paces - Wooden Sign

Local Egg Dealer (painted) - Wooden Sign

Local Egg Dealer (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

My culinary style. A fusion of ambition, improvisation & the occasional fire alarm - Wooden Sign

My Kitchen is The Heart of the Home it's also the stage for my culinary stand up - Wooden Sign

My Pantry, Less a collection of ingredients more a Museum of Ambitious unopened spice jars - Wooden Sign

My Pantry, Less a collection of ingredients more a Museum of Ambitious unopened spice jars - Wooden Sign

My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try. - Wooden Sign

Practicing law is the art of turning the simplest questions into the most expensive answers - Wooden Sign

Practicing law is the art of turning the simplest questions into the most expensive answers - Wooden Sign

Practicing law is the art of turning the simplest questions into the most expensive answers - Wooden Sign

Someone told me I was delusional I nearly fell off my unicorn - Wooden Sign

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Wooden Sign

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Wooden Sign

Soup of the Day - Wooden Sign

Soup of the Day - Wooden Sign

Soup of the day whisky with H20 croutons - Wooden sign

Soup of the day whisky with H20 croutons - Wooden sign

The difference between a brilliant strategy & a terrible mistake is just one misplaced comma - Wooden Sign

The difference between a brilliant strategy & a terrible mistake is just one misplaced comma - Wooden Sign

The dog's dance moves when I come home are so good I'm starting to think that I'm the one being greeted by a celebrity - Wooden Sign

The Heart of the Home is where the Jokes Simmer & the Laughter Boils Over - Wooden Sign

The only thing more confusing than legal jargon is trying to explain it to someone that has never seen a courtroom - Wooden Sign

The only thing more confusing than legal jargon is trying to explain it to someone that has never seen a courtroom - Wooden Sign

The only thing more elusive than justice is the legal precedent that supports it - Wooden Sign