Babysitting grandchildren! otherwise known as parenting but with less authority - Wooden Sign

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I've ever done - Wooden Sign

Butt Nugget Factory (blue) - Wooden Sign

Butt Nugget Factory (pink) - Wooden Sign

Butt Nugget Factory (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

Hangry (Han-gree) Adj - Wooden Sign

I hate it when I'm hungry and all I can find is ingredients - Wooden Sign

Unübertroffene Eleganz

Unübertroffene Eleganz

I'm awake Please respect my privacy during this difficult time - Wooden Sign

I'm going to stand outside If anyone asks I'm outstanding - Wooden Sign

I'm not stupid. Sometimes I think that's part of the problem - Wooden Sign

I'm so tired of babysitting my Mum's grandkids - Wooden Sign

If you pee on the seat I will scrub it with your toothbrush! Mum x - Wooden Sign

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion... nice try though - Wooden Sign

Überzeuge eine Jury

Überzeuge eine Jury

Ein teures „NEIN“

Ein teures „NEIN“

Ein teures „NEIN“

Dem Sinnlosen einen Sinn geben

Let's assume I'm right it'll save time (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

Let's assume I'm right it'll save time - Wooden Sign

Life would run smoother if I weren't cursed with the ability to spot sheer twaddle at twenty paces - Wooden Sign

Local Egg Dealer (painted) - Wooden Sign

Local Egg Dealer (unpainted) - Wooden Sign

Herz des Hauses

Meine Speisekammer

Meine Speisekammer

Wer braucht einen Timer?

My patience is basically like a gift card. Not sure how much is left on it but we can give it a try. - Wooden Sign

Teure Antworten

Teure Antworten

Teure Antworten

Someone told me I was delusional I nearly fell off my unicorn - Wooden Sign

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Wooden Sign

Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out - Wooden Sign

Soup of the Day - Wooden Sign

Soup of the Day - Wooden Sign

Suppe des Tages

Suppe des Tages

Kochendes Lachen

Falsch gesetztes Komma

Falsch gesetztes Komma

Promi-Hund

Juristischer Fachjargon

Juristischer Fachjargon

Das Einzige, was schwerer zu fassen ist als Gerechtigkeit

Turns out these are my monkeys & this is my circus - Wooden Sign